I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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