shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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