He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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