I want to walk on stilts...naked
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We are all done wearing pants today
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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