love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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