she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I understand Curling. That high.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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