I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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