can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm at about main and main street
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm bleeding and have questions
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