its not stalking. its research.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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