just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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