if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
