btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
its not stalking. its research.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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