she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
sarcasm needs its own font
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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