So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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