so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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