i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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