You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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