doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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