I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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