Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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