Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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