Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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