Porn is love you can see.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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