It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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