fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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