Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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