Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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