He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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