Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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