I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
