I'm so fucking centered right now
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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