Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Randomize
