if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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