3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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