I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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