My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
