I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
