too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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