i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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