Someone shit on the floor
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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