You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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