Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
