is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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