This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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