Nicole vs. Life
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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