Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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