Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Randomize
