it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I understand Curling. That high.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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