what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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