Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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