they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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