She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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