It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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