I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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