So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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