hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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